Bikinis and Beards
In a small, nothing town in Northern Canada, it's cold, it's boring, life is slow. The men grow beards and the women stay scantily clad, no matter the temperature. Everything is fine for the workers of the local Loonie Bin, a store where "there's so many things for a buck, you'll go shopping nuts!", until one day the store, and then the bar, and slowly the whole tiny town is bought out by a mysterious new citizen...
Moist Sausage Beard.
...and now it look like he's got some nefarious plans for the town, how will the B&B gang save the town!?